A fairy visited my shower last night and left behind her shoes. Little pink shoes. I wonder if she'll return for them this evening. Maybe she'll thank their safekeeping with a brand new pair of shoes for me. Or is it only elves that are cobblers or Keeblers. If the cookie is oatmeal raisin, can I pretend it's a healthy breakfast? Probably not. The fairy used all of my shampoo and my shower smells like man. The boy has started using Axe body wash. He likes the way it smells and the commercials with the pretty girls. Are we really there? I don't want to tell him it's a frat boy body wash. Maybe he'll be a frat boy. God, I hope he's not a frat boy. How do I keep my girls away from frat boys? I hope Analiese does well on her test. She's gets so stressed when she has a test. I guess I'll forgive her screaming about her shoes. Maybe the elves will cobble her a new pair of shoes. I don't think elves wear pink shoes. What do I know? Je ne sais pas francais, that's for sure. Hot water wake me up. I'm not a big fan of tests either. Je sais francais, je sais francais. Je sais francais? It feels like an over-sized sweater and TOMS kind of day.
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